



Daft C*nt
Say It With Your Chest
Not for the faint-hearted. This bold black tee is for the mischief-makers, the late-night laughers, and the unapologetically daft. Featuring the words Daft C*nt in crisp white text, it's a tongue-in-cheek nod to proper UK rave humour and the mad mates you wouldn't change for the world. Wear it loud, wear it proud – and definitely wear it to the next festival.
Because every rave crew has one. You might just be it.
Disclaimer: This product features strong language and is intended for adults only.
Details:
- Premium 100% cotton — lightweight and breathable
- Classic unisex fit with reinforced collar and hems
- Screen-printed UV-reactive design — glows under blacklight
- Tagless neck for no-rub rave comfort
- Available in S–XXL
- Machine washable – wash cold, rave hard
SIZE GUIDE
Size | Length (A) | Width (B) | Half Chest (B) |
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XS | 68 cm | 82 cm | 41 cm |
S | 71 cm | 92 cm | 46 cm |
M | 73 cm | 102 cm | 51 cm |
L | 76 cm | 112 cm | 56 cm |
XL | 78 cm | 122 cm | 61 cm |
XXL | 81 cm | 132 cm | 66 cm |
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Please read our FAQs page to find out more.
What’s the sizing like?
All our apparel is unisex and runs true to size. If you’re between sizes or like a looser fit (for that proper baggy ‘90s look), we recommend sizing up. You’ll find a size guide on each product page too.
How long does shipping take?
UK orders usually arrive within 2–4 working days after dispatch. International orders can take 7–14 working days, depending on where you’re based. We’ll send you a tracking number as soon as your order’s on the move.
Do you ever restock sold-out items?
Sometimes, but not always. Some designs are one-time drops, others might come back if there’s demand. If your favourite’s gone, drop us a message, we might have something similar coming.
Do you do custom orders or bulk bundles?
We do for crews, events, or wholesale. Email us with what you're after and we’ll see what magic we can make happen.
Who designs your stuff?
Everything’s designed in-house by people who actually lived (and danced through) the scene. This isn’t copy-paste fast fashion—it’s culture on cotton.